October 23, 2003

We like our celebs hot and stupid

What happened to clever and witty celebrities? Where is the next Bob Hope? Why is it impossible for somebody like Janis Joplin to get popular in this day and age? All we get are mannequins molded after Barbie with the intellect of the average grasshopper like Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson.

On a recent episode of her MTV reality show "Newlyweds," Simpson didn't know if she was having chicken or fish while she was eating "Chicken of the Sea" tuna.

Simpson said she's good-natured about the flak she's received for the mistake, as well as for other mix-ups on the show like thinking Buffalo wings are made of buffalo meat.

"I think it's fun. I've made a mess up on national television and everyone has been giving me a hard time about it, but it's better just to sit back and laugh at yourself," she said. "I do have my ditzy moments."

Ditzy moments? How about ditzy carreer? Back when talent, skill and intellect mattered you would have been lucky to be a back-up singer or a fly girl. Your only contribution to your own success is a tight ass and implants. Your manager gets you your songs, your choreographer does all of your moves. All you do is jiggle and spew.

Boy, oh boy. I guess I'm in a fairly pissed off mood about that motor. I'm normally not this bitter sounding. I'm off now for my trek about the lake. Wish me luck.

Posted by Charles at October 23, 2003 11:10 AM
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Make sure you post when you get back so we know you weren't eaten by possums or something....

Posted by: Susie at October 23, 2003 03:00 PM

I got back with no problems, except not making it to the marina. Grrrrr.

I would have posted last night but my dumbassedness was profound yesterday. I didn't run the generator in the morning so the juice wasn't available last night. Why didn't I run the generator last night? I refer you to the previous statement about my dumbassedness. It honestly didn't even occur to me.

Posted by: Chuck at October 24, 2003 06:46 AM
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